So two people are stranded on a deserted island, they're tired and semiconscious. They find this bottle, rub it and out goes a Genie. He tells them that he'll fulfill each one wish.
The first one, ecstatic, goes "I want to go home." Poof and he's gone.
The Genie turns to the other guy and asks him "And what's your wish?"
Looking around and feeline alone, he said, "I want the other guy to come back here."