Saturday, July 27, 2013

In Seine

If you jump off the Eiffel tower in Paris, you'd be in seine.

Friday, July 26, 2013

The opposite of feminism

What is the opposite of feminism?
Realism.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Jokes for the Russians

Q: What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User's Manual?
A: The bus and train timetables. 

Q: What do you call a Lada on a hill?
A: A bloody miracle. 

Q: Why did Stalin wear knee boots while Lenin's were much shorter?
A: Because during Lenin's time, Russia was polluted only up to ankle. 

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Russia?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. 

Friday, July 19, 2013

Norway blinker

Two Norwegians are driving at night. The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them.
"Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works... Wait it doesn't work... No now it works... Wait it doesn't work... No wait, now it works... Oh sorry, it doesn't work..."

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Three Generations of Royal Wedding

1947 (The then) Princess Elizabeth and Lieutenant Philip Mountbatten
1947 (The then) Princess Elizabeth & Lieutenant Philip Mountbatten. 

1981 Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer
1981 Prince Charles & Lady Diana Spencer.

2011 Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and Catherine Middleton
2011 Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, & Catherine Middleton.