Friday, December 05, 2008

Father of the bride

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom ... They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced :
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life ..." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me."
The whole audience including the priest started laughing . . . But not the poor Groom !!!

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Friday, August 08, 2008

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Don't and stop

MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL: But mum, he touched both, so I
 told him DON'T STOP!!!!"