Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket?
A: Because they’re looking for the low prices.
Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast?
A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed.
Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert?
A: Thought it was a map.
Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door.
Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again?
A: Dive down and knock on the door again. Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time!"
Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine?
A: Dive down and knock on the window. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? Norwegians?"
Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
A: Give it a Norwegian crew.
Q: How do you say "genius" in Norway?
A: Tourist.
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