Sunday, February 26, 2012

A blonde's password

A Blonde calls the Help Desk to complain that there's  something wrong with her password.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just  shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no  one standing behind me."

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Flowers for the occasion

A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”.

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he told the florist of the obvious mistake and described how angry he was, the florist said, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on your new home”.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Bill Gates' bank loan

Steve Jobs and Bill Gates on bank loan
Happy birthday, Mr. Jobs!