Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Chernobyl Microwave

I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl.
It was the cheapest microwave I could find.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Monday, November 02, 2009

How Do You Start a Flood?

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The puzzled lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"

Sunday, November 01, 2009

What goes..

What goes... vrrrrrm stop... vrrrrmmm stop... vrrrrrrmm stop?

A blond at an intersection with a flashing red light.