Wednesday, October 31, 2007

After death

Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last man replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!'"

Monday, October 29, 2007

A panty and a stage curtain

What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stage
 curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.