Friday, February 23, 2007

Grave misunderstanding

Two friends are out hunting. Suddenly, one falls to the ground, eyes fading. The other calls 911. The operator picks up. "My friend is dead! Hurry up and take him to the hospital!" The operator responds, "Wait.. chill out. First, make sure that he's dead. There is momentary silence, then a gunshot.
The friend says, "Ok. What's next?"

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