You might like this. This is hilarious...
Even an English man could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 [tree] outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 [fall] down.
The man rush out and wanted to 5 [fight] with me. I run until I fall 6 [sick] and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 [egg] to throw at him. Then I took a 9 [knive] and try to stab him. 10 [Thank] God he run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5 [fine], tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 [want].