A suited gentlemen was in a bar when a gorgeous woman approaches him, looks him straight in the eye and says:
"Listen here, good looking. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds:
"No kidding, I'm in banking too! What Bank are you with?"