"A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist" ~Franklin Jones.
"When I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right" ~Gahan Wilson.
"If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem." ~J. Paul Getty.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra
"When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading." ~Henny Youngman
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....Coincidence? I think not." ~Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin
"BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! " ~"Unknown"
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