"How is a straight guy like tofu?
Squishy, unattractive and no taste."
"What do you get when you cross a straight man and a straight woman?
Three kids, a mistress and two divorce lawyers."
"If straight women who hang out with gay men are called fag hags and straight men who hang out with gay men are fruit flies, then what are straight men who hang out with lesbians called?
Voyeurs."
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