Larry was walking home one night when he came acros a girl tied to the railway tracks. He untied her and took her back to his place where they ended up having sex all night long. They had sex in the kitchen, they had sex in the lounge, they had sex in the bedroom. It was the best night of Larry's life.
Larry was telling his mate about this a couple days later and his mate just couldn't believe it. "What did she look like, Larry? Was she good looking?" his friend inquires, leering. "I dunno," says Larry. "She didn't have a head."