If you love somebody...

I always thought the original saying was, "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, it wasn't yours to begin with."
However, for the purposes of this test, let's use the proposed version. In which category do *you* fall?

"The Old Version"
If you love somebody, Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was....

"The New Versions"

Pessimist
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, well, as expected, he never was.

Optimist
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
Don't worry, he will come back.

Suspicious
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he doesn't comes back within some time forget him.

Patient
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait until he comes back ...

Playful
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
* If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again,
repeat *

Vengeful
If you love somebody, Set him free...
If he doesn't come back,
Hunt him down and shoot him.

C++ Programmer
if(you-love(m_him)) m_him.free()
if(m_he == NULL)
m_he= new CHe;

Animal-Rights Activist
If you love somebody, Set him free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers
If you love somebody, Set him free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates
If you love somebody, Set him free...
If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees and tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist
If you love somebody, Set him free...
He'll evolve.

Statistician
If you love somebody, Set him free...
If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high,
If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's Fan
If you love somebody, Set him free...
HE'LL BE BACK!

Overpossessive
If you love somebody don't set him free.

HR Specialist
If you love somebody set him free
By Offering him VRS and othim benefits, then outsource him.

MBA
If you love somebody set him free...
instantaneously...and look for him simultaneously

Psychologist
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, him super ego is dominant
If he doesn't come, back him id is supreme
If he doesn't go, he must be crazy.

Somnambulist
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, it's a nightmare
If he doesn't, you must be dreaming.

Rhett Butler
If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE
If he asks you why say you don't give a damn.

ERP Functional Expert
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, map him into your system
If he doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance Expert
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If he doesn't, write him off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, he has brand loyalty
If he doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.