The Value of a Policy

"Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?" the life insurance salesman asked his client.

"What do you mean?" countered the woman.

"If you should lose your husband, what would you get?" asked the salesman.

The woman thought a minute, then brightened up and said, "Probably a poodle."

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"Ladies and gents."

And that concludes the tour of the toilets.

F**king goofy

Air conditioning

Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.

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A blonde's password

A Blonde calls the Help Desk to complain that there's  something wrong with her password.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just  shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no  one standing behind me."