I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl.
It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Monday, November 02, 2009
How Do You Start a Flood?
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The puzzled lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The puzzled lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"
Sunday, November 01, 2009
What goes..
What goes... vrrrrrm stop... vrrrrmmm stop... vrrrrrrmm stop?
A blond at an intersection with a flashing red light.
A blond at an intersection with a flashing red light.
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