National Good Looking Person Day

G-Spot and golf ball

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend 15 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Front seat

This girl went to a Dead show with terrible tickets. She could barely even see the stage. Once the show began, she noticed an empty seat waaaaay in the front. She slowly made her way towards the stage, dodging ticket checkers left and right, and finally reached the empty seat. She was so close that Bobby could have spit on her.

At the set break, she told the guy next to her that she couldn't believe that someone had given up such an incredible seat. The guy said, "Well, my wife and I had tickets to this show together, but she passed away." She said, "I'm so sorry. Couldn't you find someone else to come to the show with you, a friend or a relative or something?" The guy replied, "Nah. They're all at her funeral today."

Florida or the moon?

Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon.
One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the moon?"
"Duh..." said the other, "Can you see Florida from here?"