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Buat temen-temen yg masih sendiri...
Have a positive thinking!! Begini....

Roni : Aku suka sama kamu, Rin .... Aku pengin kamu jadi pacarku.
Rina : (Malu-malu) Aku juga suka sama kamu, Ron.
Artinya - Jelas si Rina suka sama si Roni, sampe ngomong terus terang gitu.

Adam : Yen, Aku bener-bener suka sama kamu. Aku pengin kita bisa jalan bareng.
Yeyen : Kaya'nya kita lebih baik temenan aja, dech. Kita khan udah lama temenan.
Artinya - Yeyen pun sebenarnya suka sama si Adam. Status "teman" hanya buat alasan aja buat si Yeyen biar bisa deket terus sama si Adam.

Wiko : Aku ngerasa cocok jalan sama kamu. Mau ngga' jadi pacarku, Wen?
Wenny : Jangan sekarang deh .... Aku pengin konsentrasi study-ku dulu.
Artinya - Wenny suka sama si Wiko, jawaban yang nggantung dan ngambang kaya' gitu maksudnya biar Wiko penasaran dan tetep "stay around" si Wenny. Dengan gitu khan mereka bisa tetep deket.
Andaikan si Wenny nggak suka, pasti ngomong terus terang sama Wiko.

Roy : Kamu cakep dech, Lia ... Aku pengin pacaran sama kamu ....
Lia : Terus terang ya, Roy ... Aku nggak suka sama kamu. Aku benci sama kamu. Kamu Egois, Kamu bau, Kamu urakan, Kamu cowok males ! Pokoknya aku benciii sama kamu !!!
Artinya - Perhatian Lia gedhe sama Roy. Lia tau semua sifat-sifat Roy, sampe baunya segala. Ngga' banyak cewek yang perhatian kaya' gitu. Dan sangat mungkin itu artinya Lia aslinya suka sama Roy.

Indra : Aku udah lama merhatiin kamu, Yen ... Aku suka en sayang banget sama kamu ...
Yenni : (Tertawa lepas) Haa..ha..uahaaa..ha.. Lucu kamu, Ndra !
Artinya - Betapa gembiranya! Yenni mendengar ucapan Indra. Ekspresi tawa bahagia tiada tara. Jelas banget si Yenni suka sama sama si Indra, sampe dibilang kalo Indra lucu segala.
Yanto : Ria, ...Mau ngga' jadi pacarku?
Ria : Plak !! Plak !! (Ria "menyentuh" pipi si Yanto)
Artinya - Yanto spesial buat Ria. "Sentuhan" tangan Ria ke pipi Yanto (sampe 2X bahkan, ninggalin bekas merah lagi) adalah sentuhan yang ngga' semua cowok bisa ngerasain. Peluang besar buat Yanto bahwa Ria suka sama dia.

Bimo : Win, Wina ... Aku suka banget sama kamu. Pacaran Yuk ...Wina : Jancuk !! Aku iki lanang, Mo! Aku koncomu, WinaRNO !!! Eling, Mo....eling ... Aku WinaRNO..!!
Artinya - Wina seneng sama Bimo. Masa' sampe ngaku-ngaku cowok segala. Ngotot lagi..! Wina ngaku cowok khan biar selalu bisa santai dan deket sama Bimo.

Jadi jawaban apapun yang nantinya diberikan sama si cewek, peluang selalu ada dan ngga' pernah ketutup. So .. Tetap Semangat...!

Kisses and gestures

What kisses mean...
-Kiss on the stomach: I'm ready.
-Kiss on the forehead: I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the ear: You're my everything.
-Kiss on the cheek: We're friends.
-Kiss on the hand: I adore you.
-Kiss on the neck: We belong together.
-Kiss on the shoulder: I want you.
-Kiss on the lips: I love you.

What gestures mean...
-Holding Hand: We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the butt: That's mine. (preferably not to be done except to your husband/wife, unless you want to be considered a lecher)
-Holding on tight: I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's eyes: I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair: Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

Advice:
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Like peanut

LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No, it's salty!!!

Adam and Eve

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."

Scream of the poop

Saving the cat

Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".

Class photo

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."